I am Vampire. Here Me Roar.

Grr.

Also, I am an artist.  Proof.

Fear me.

I'm sorry.  Or am I?  Think about me.  Not about you, not about the sky.  Me.  HA!  Impossible.  You don't know me.  I don't even know me.  So there.  I'm going to go write a play now.  Cheers.