Thursday, May 22, 2014

Utah Face(s)

I am keeping my friends and family on facebook updated about Utah through the use of a daily "selfie" which I am calling "Utah Face."  Thought I'd share the news on here!

Days 1-5


Utah Face!  Day one, hour three?  
HEY!  I AM IN UTAH AND IT IS FREAKING GORGEOUS!


Day two... altitude sickness... feel like I'm drunk.  Can't think.  
Plan to go to bed ASAP (it's 7pm)  Feel like a child.


Utah Face day three. Lack of oxygen is affecting my brain... left my phone in my apron in the shop. Realized this at the door to leave the building. I retrieved it. Left my house/room key in my apron in the shop. Realized this at the apartment. Lovely roommate drove me back to get it.


utah face day four. after 8 hours (mostly alone) in the basement pulling menswear, my pillow and french press came in the mail. i am content, content, content.


Day five... in reaction to the black lady on the phone in the supermarket: 


Hey baby! Do you love me? (long pause) Baby, I need to hear how you feel about me. (long pause) Baby, you tell me that you love me. Right. Now. (pause) I do not care if you are a king, I am your QUEEN. Baby, I can't deal with you right now. I have got to go. (pause.) Okay, baby, love you too.

Oh, Utah.

Also, I was the only person in the store exposing my shoulders. GASP.

Otherwise i feel less like a zombie, especially after Free-Pie-Wednesday last night and coffee this morning! So.... Lego Movie with supper and dollar fifty bowling tonight! Because why not? Cheers. (Utah face! Because my face is in Utah!)

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